Have you heard of above ground storm shelters? If you live in Tornado Alley, you are probably beyond aware of the protocol when a twister is headed your way. You’ve probably done it so many times that it doesn’t even phase you when the ominous sirens go off during a bad storm. You get yourself to the nearest bathtub or hallway or tornado shelter and wait it out. That’s how our forefathers did it, and that’s what we’ll do.
The thing is, storm safety technology has progressed since the days of Dorothy and Toto. If Auntie Em had heard of above ground storm shelters, there’s a good chance Dorothy never would have gotten carried away to Oz. While that might have ruined one of our favorite childho